Funny Storytime Outline

Funny Storytime

1 Welcome Song
2 Mr Clown (Rhyme)
3 Five Little Monkeys (Rhyme)
4 Conjuror Cow by Julie Donaldson
5 Do Your Ears Hang Low? (Song)
6 Muddlewitch Does Magic Tricks by Nick Sharratt
7 Walking Walking Walking Round (Song)
8 A Boy And His Bunny by Sean Bryan
9 Flippity Flop (Action Rhyme)
10 Big Sneeze by Ruth Brown
11 Fly On My Toe (Song)
12 Ahoy Pirate Pete by Nick Sharratt
13 Shake My Sillies Out (Song)

1
Welcome Song

Good morning, Good morning it's _______ today
I'm ready to work, are you ready to play?
The duck says quack quack!
The cow says moo moo!
And I say "Good Morning" when I see you

2
Mr Clown

Who is it that wears a smile
That almost stretches half a mile?
Who is it that turns it upside down
And changes his smile into a frown?
Who is it that turns his face all around?
Why, who could it be but Mr Clown!

3
Five Little Monkeys

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed
Hold five fingers up
One fell off and bumped his head
Hit head with hand
Mummy called the doctor and the Doctor said
Make telephone gesture with hand and hold it up to ear
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
Wave finger as if telling off

Four little monkeys...

Three little monkeys...

Two little monkeys...

One little monkey jumping on the bed
Hold five fingers up
One fell off and bumped his head
Hit head with hand
Mummy called the doctor and the Doctor said
Make telephone gesture with hand and hold it up to ear
"Get those monkeys back into bed!"
Wave finger as if telling off

5
Do Your Ears Hang Low?

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a regimantal Soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears stand high?
Do they point up to the sky?
Do they hang down when they're wet?
Do they stand up when they're dry?
Can you telephone your neighbors with a minimum of labour?
Do your ears stand high?

Do your ears stand out?
Can you wave them all about?
Can you point them East and West?
Can you point them North and South?
Can you eat Peanut Butter
With a flutter, flutter, flutter
Do your ears stand out?

7
Hey Hey Hey
From Pukeko Stomp by Janet Channon and Wendy Jensen

Hey, hey, hey
It’s a clapping day
Clap you’re hands now
Whadda ya say
Hey, hey, hey
It’s a clapping day
Clap your hands
Then STOP.

Hey, hey, hey
It’s a patting day
Pat the beat now
Whadda ya say…
Hey, hey, hey
It’s a patting day
Pat the beat
Then STOP.

Hey, hey, hey
It’s a shaking day
Shake your hands now
Whadda ya say…
Hey, hey, hey
It’s a shaking day
Shake your hands
Then STOP.

Hey, hey, hey
It’s a circle day
Make some circles
Whadda ya say…
Hey, hey, hey
It’s a circle day
Make some circles
Then STOP.

9
Flippity Flop

Flippity flop!
Flippity flop!
See how my cute
Little bunny can hop.
Hop around like bunnies

Flippity flop!
Flippity flop!
You're making me dizzy,
So please, won't you stop.
On 'stop', stop hopping and 'freeze' in position

11
Fly On My Toe

A fly is on my toe, on my toe,
A fly is on my toe, on my toe
A fly is on my toe
Hey ho away we go
A fly is on my toe, on my toe.

A fly is on my knee, on my knee,
A fly is on my knee, on my knee.
A fly is on my knee
Hey ho look at me
A fly is on my knee, on my knee.

A fly is on my tummy, on my tummy
A fly is on my tummy, on my tummy.
A fly is on my tummy
I think it's pretty funny
A fly is on my tummy, on my tummy.

A fly is on my hand, on my hand
A fly is on my hand, on my hand
A fly is on my hand
And I think it's rather grand
A fly is on my hand, on my hand.

A fly is on my shoulder, on my shoulder
A fly is on my shoulder, on my shoulder.
A fly is on my shoulder
And then it jumped off!

13
Shake My Sillies Out by Raffi

I'm gonna shake, shake, shake my sillies out,
Shake, shake, shake my sillies out,
Shake, shake, shake my sillies out,
And wiggle my waggles away!

I'm gonna clap, clap, clap my crazies out.
Clap, clap, clap my crazies out,
Clap, clap, clap my crazies out,
And wiggle my waggles away!

I’m gonna jump, jump, jump my jiggles out.
Jump, jump, jump my jiggles out,
Jump, jump, jump my jiggles out,
And wiggle my waggles away!

I'm gonna yawn, yawn, yawn my sleepies out.
Yawn, yawn, yawn my sleepies out,
Yawn, yawn, yawn my sleepies out,
And wiggle my waggles away,

I'm gonna shake, shake, shake my sillies out,
Shake, shake, shake my sillies out,
Shake, shake, shake my sillies out,
And wiggle my waggles away,
And wiggle my waggles away!
Hooray!